First Time For Everything

How do you think primitive man responded to the first retarded person? Did they just think this retarded guy (who I shall refer to from now on as "Steve") was just dumber than everyone else? Maybe they thought Steve was so smart that what he said was beyond their comprehension

And did they ever try to teach Steve how to hunt? I bet that was a disaster. Probably extremely embarrassing for the tribe leader. Did the other tribes make fun of Steve's tribe because they had the stupid guy. And hey, what if Steve was born into leadership? Like, his dad was the tribe leader, and he was the first-born son. Did they make him the leader anyway? Maybe they just threw him off a cliff and didn't tell anyone about him.

Because if you think about it, that situation has got to have happened at least once. It's actually kind of disappointing knowing now that everything has pretty much already been done. We pretty much don't have any originality left. Shut up Pineapple.

But of course, we don't actually know for sure that that's true. Perhaps the world has, in fact, only been here for a few days. It just popped into existence, as it is now. Those are all false memories you have. Yeah, that's weird.