Why is it that on TV and in movies, you only ever see indoor schools? I mean, I know that most of the country has indoor schools, but then I realized that there's sort of logical gap there.
Okay, where are most things filmed? Southern California. And Southern California has almost all outdoor schools. So what gives? Apparently, everything is shot in SoCal, except for shows that involve a school. How does this make sense?
It's almost like some kind of weird subversion of expectations. Everything else follows the rule that most things are shot in this area, except for this one specific thing. Even when it's supposed to take place in a completely different country, it's still filmed in California.
I must therefore conclude that there are in fact, no schools in California. If you came to have seen one or been to one, you were hallucinating. There is no educational system in California. Actually, that would explain a lot.
So then...the last 11 years of my life....were meaningless?
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