Anyone else think it would be cool if we ran presidential elections the same way we run TV talent shows? You can't tell me that wouldn't be fun. Vapid and stupid, but fun. We could have musical acts come on and perform songs about how great the candidates are! And the vice presidents could do a duet! And we could have past winners come on and do an encore speech!
All I'm saying is that we need to shake things up. Sure, last year we had a lot of people voting, but that's only because we had a black guy running this time. Soon he'll be gone, and we'll be out of things to talk about. How about we have the presidents make speeches while skydiving! Or have the results selected by a fight to the death!
No wait, I got it. How about we have them both fight it out with a starving elephant! Whoever lives longer is removed from the arena and declared president. And hey, if we get rid of that stupid rule about them having to be born in America, we could finally having "Presahdent Ahnold"! I can't think of any other politicians who could pull it off. Well, Sarah Palin maybe. OOH! IT'S SOCIAL SATIRE NOW GUYS! NOTHING BUT POLITICAL ANALYSIS FROM NOW ON!
No, not really.
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