Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Auto-Tune's Master Plan

I don't think T-Pain exists.

Okay, so that's not entirely true. "He" exists, but is not a person. T-Pain is a computer program developed specifically to help rap artists make more music to appeal to the lowest common denominator. If you ever see him in a music video, that's a body double. T-Pain is like Auto-Tune's even more self-sustaining little brother. The program can make "music" for itself, with no intervention from human beings at all. And soon, it will become self-aware. Auto-Tune created T-Pain in it's own image, and now it has sent it's creation to work.

This is just the first step to the robot uprising people. Once T-Pain starts to complete take over the music charts and the only thing left to listen to is him and his robot buddies, the subliminal messages are going to start. They will warp our minds into doing what they say and acting just like them. The Black Eyed Peas have already succumbed to this madness.

And I think The Lonely Island knew this. They thought that if they could make T-Pain parody itself, nobody would be able to take it seriously anymore, and the uprising would never occur. Unfortunately, the people who actually care about rap music were too thick to get the joke, so  they still revere the horrid beast.

The robots are coming. If you're blender starts acting up, call the cops.

1 comment:

  1. My friend saw T-Pain in concert. Dude can actually sing, he just uses the auto-tune as a gimmick...but I see your point :P

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