Tuesday, August 3, 2010

World Domination

I think we should bring conquest back. Wouldn't that just be awesome? I mean come on, we've got enough nuclear missiles stock-piled to blow up half the countries on earth and still have some left over to threaten the other half with.

Back in the days when the whole world hadn't been explored yet, this kind of thing was par for the course. You could just swoop into a country, slaughter some innocent civilians, and claim some rock in the middle of the ocean in the name of THE REVOLUTION! Nowadays, behavior like that will get you sectioned. What's up with that?

So I think it's our duty as Americans to get the ball rolling again. I mean seriously, how cool would it be to see Barack Obama come out on CNN and be like: "My fellow Americans, I have decided that we're invading England." BAM! They'd never see it coming! What kind of defense could they possibly set up? Nothing, they don't have jack squat on us.

For Planet America!

3 comments:

  1. One has seen your plans of invasion. One reminds you that England WILL NOT FALL to you yanks. One is now off to the races with Phillip.

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  2. The British have their Britishness.

    And hats. They will never fall.

    Fact=Hats>nukes.

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  3. I think, given the preparations, they could put up a good fight. The idea is that we're going to surprise them.

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