Bloggy As Hell

Have you ever noticed that you can use the word "hell" as a comparison to absolutely anything? Even things that are complete opposites! "It's cold as hell out there!" and "It's hot as hell out there!" Two completely different things, both being compared to the same damn thing! That doesn't even come close to making sense.

I think it's just because we're uncreative. People just aren't clever enough to come up with ridiculous similes anymore. Assuming of course, that they ever were, but that's beside the point. I demand that people think before they say things. How can I go on without my whole life sounding like it was written by Joss Whedon? The campaign starts here!

Man, people are stupid as hell.