Does anyone else think NASCAR would be greatly improved by the inclusion of weapons? While yes, this idea already applies to most things, I think that in this case, it could benefit the industry monumentally.
Now, I don't watch NASCAR. Or any form of car racing, for that matter. Watching cars go around in the same circle for several tedious hours just doesn't appeal to me for some reason. But can you imagine the possibilities here? I'm thinking we add a second person to every car: the weapons specialist! It's this guy's job to somehow hinder or stop the other competitors. Give him a shotgun, a sniper rifle, some buckets full of nails, a few grenades, and a bazooka (only one round for the bazooka. Make it count). I mean, these guys are already risking their lives for the noble cause of entertainment, why not crank it up a notch? There's so many things we could do with is!
How about one specific spot on the car that's extremely vulnerable? Like, there's a bunch of explosives under the metal, and if it's struck to hard, it bursts into flames! Wouldn't that be awesome? Better be careful not to roll your car over! A pebble might puncture your weak point! Paint a big, red X on it and you're all set!
The pit crew will have to go of course. Let the weapons specialist have a direct line to the fuel tank and have him do the fill-ups. Wheel blown out? Sucks to be you! And let's get rid of the pacer cars too. They ruin things. Crap's blowing up? Keep driving bro! You got a race to win! You gotta keep that lead or someone might lob a grenade through your window. You'll go down in a blaze of flaming glory, but man, what a way to go!
Let's get some work done here people! What? What "economic crisis"?
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