Why exactly do people want flying cars? Does anyone realize that this wouldn't provide any benefits over regular cars? Do they just think that they could just fly over everyone else so they never have to sit in traffic again? Yeah, that would be fine, except everyone else will be doing the exact same thing.
So there would have to be rules. We'd have to put little floating gates in the sky to keep people in line. So that would be kind of cool, right? The more layers of traffic we add, the less traffic there is on each individual layer! This is gonna be great! Okay then, let's say you're on the very top layer. Okay, now let's say you get in an accident and your jet engine or whatever's keeping you in the air gives out. So you fall. To the ground. From several hundred feet in the air. On top of a street with more cars on it.
You can see where I'm going with this. I think it would be much better if we could figure out a way to make people fly. That would be pretty sweet. It wouldn't be any less dangerous, but it would also be friggin' awesome. Flying cars would just be like being bored in a car and being bored in a plane at the same time. And also being dead.
Man, that was tortured. I need to fire my writing staff.
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