Why the hell do we celebrate Thanksgiving? I'm not complaining per se, because I do actually enjoy it. I'm just wondering WHY we do it. What are we celebrating? A bunch of immigrants comind over to have dinner with some Indians and then slaughtering them next year? Um....yay?
And it's barely even a holiday tradition! Christmas we exchange gifts, Halloween we get candy, Fourth of July we blow crap up, Valentine's Day we make single people uncomfortable. But what about Thanksgiving? All we do is eat a lot of food. Most of us do that every day anyway.
We totally need to come up with a Thanksgiving myth. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. How about the Thanksgiving Assassin Turkey? That's why we eat him. He was trying to break in and strangle Grandpa with chickenwire. Every year.
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