I'm pretty sure the penguins are plotting against us. Now I'm sure some of you are thinking that that's completely ridiculous. After all, they don't have hands. But if you think about it, they would have a pretty massive upperhand if they did decide to try to take over the world. Once you get over the fact that it's ball-blisteringly cold in the Antarctic, it's actually a pretty effective base point. And it's not like it'd be easy for us to spy on them. They're plotting our downfall as we speak.
Perhaps they're causing global warming on purpose, and merely tricked us into thinking that it was our fault. With, I dunno, mind control beams or something. Actually, that'd be a pretty damn good plan. Lowers morale and threatens our livelihood with watery death. And I'm just going to assume that since they've apparently invented mind control beams and some kind of machine that causes global warming, they also have spaceships, so they can just leave once the planet floods.
Then again, if they have that technology, why the overcomplicated melted glacier plan? Why not just have us kill each other? And if you're just going to fly away, why take over the planet at all? This isn't a very good plan, penguins.
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