Lazy Utopia

I think we need to all just collectively agree to just start doing things later. Wouldn't that be great? There's no real reason to get started on crap at 6 AM, right? I'm willing to stay later into the day if you let me sleep late, honestly. And there's been, what, about fifty billion studies proving that teenagers and people in general tend to learn and work better if you do it later in the day?So why the hell not? You guys know that there's no obligation from some sort of god telling us that we have to do things at specific hours, right?*

Take a look at Mexico. THAT is a group of people that's got it figured out.** They noticed everyone seems to get really tired in the afternoon, so what did they do? They just made it naptime! Dude, that's frikkin' brilliant! We need to get in on that! I think it would solve a lot of our problems. We need the sleep.

Basically what I'm saying is that we, as a civilization, take ourselves way too goddamn seriously. We're not really all that important guys. Have some fun for awhile, you're only around for like 80 years. Astronomically, that's nothing. Now chill.

*This is actually more having to do with the fact that the world in general just needs to take a massive chill pill and just take it slow for awhile. We need a collective break.
**Besides all the drug cartels and the murders and the political instability and the kidnapping. Not cool guys.