The human body is an incredible bit of engineering. Whether you think it was created through billions of years of advantageos genetic mutations or through the infinite power of Christ, we can all agree that it's a pretty damn impressive piece of work...for the most. There are some...let's say, flaws with it. Now, let's be slightly mature for a bit and not discuss unintentional erections. No, what I want to talk about is nerves.
No, not the nervous system, although that's got its fair share of annoyances.* I'm talking about just being nervous. When your body hears from your brain that you're afraid of doing something, it immediately starts to suck more. Your hands no longer work properly, you can't speak, and some people start vomiting, which is just fantastic. And it's not like you're conciously deciding to turn into a complete wreck. So apparently your brain just hates you or something.
This totally doesn't have anything to do with any experience I had today and I am totally not abusing this space to bitch about my own life. That is not what is going on here. Nope.
*Yes, I realize pain is a necessary evil, but AAAAAHHHH!!!
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