Thursday, April 28, 2011

Love You Sometimes

I'm not sure why everyone goes on about "unconditional love". You always here people talking about how they want to have a marriage based on "uncoditional love". And I am here to say that this is a lie and you most certainly do not. Now, I'm not saying that you should have a marriage complete devoid of love. That would be very, very bad. You heard it here first. The problem is that "unconditional" implies that you will love somebody no matter what. And well, that's stupid. What if you find out that they're a Neo-Nazi and wants you to come to their book burning? Under those "conditions", would you still love them?

And I imagine unconditional love is one of the biggest causes of consistent abuse. If you loved someone unconditionally, I guess that means you'd still love them after they savage the hell out of you. How romantic.

And no, these arguments do not apply to God or puppies. And puppies don't love you unconditionally. If you abuse them, they tend to bite. And yeah, let's just not get into God, okay?

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