Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Do Whatever I Want With MY Car

I wonder how many of these people who seem to take pride in showing a blatant disregard for traffic laws are really just anarchists who are really, really bad at sticking it to the man. You know, like they're trying to show society that THEY don't play by the rules, and THEY don't respect other people's safety just because some lame SIGN told them to. Let's face it guys, traffic laws are pretty much the only sort of laws that you should probably just not question and go along with. You know why? Because there's pretty much no such thing as a victimless crime when you're in a car. You're in an enormous metal box on wheels. You're not cool, you're pointlessly endangering other people's lives. You tool.

Now, we can all agree that anarchy is stupid right? "Yeah, we don't need no laws, I'll just take care of myself!" Okay boss, while you're over there taking care of yourself, I'll be stealing all of your stuff. That'll go over real well. And I don't think these people really consider what a pain in the ass it would be to get anywhere if there weren't any laws. I mean, you gotta have some rules about driving, right? Otherwise some guy could just drive on the sidewalk and mow down some kids, and NOW all of a sudden he's ahead of you. What a jerk. There should be a law against OH NO WAIT THERE AREN'T ANY LAWS YOU GET TO PISS OFF.

Laws are kinda like taxes guys. It sucks that you have to have them, but it'd be a lot worse if you didn't.

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