I think it's high time that someone forms the anti-Scientology religion. I'm not talking about stuff like Project Chanology* where they just talk about how much Scientology sucks. That's perfectly fine, but I'm talking about a church that preaches the opposite of whatever Scientology teaches. The Satanism to Scientology's Christianity, if you will. You know, like they worship Xenu and say that the "superpowers" that Scientolgy supposedly gives you are like demonic possesion. This is mostly because the Church of Scientology is full of lying, cheating bastards and I want to see their over the top reactions, but also because I think "Hail Xenu!" sounds really cool. Hail Xenu!
After all, L. Ron Hubbard didn't believe in any of that crap anyway. He made it up for a story, and then when people started taking it seriously, he just sort of rolled with it. Really, taking Scientologists seriously is like listening to somebody who worships Puff the Magic Dragon and going "Yeah, this guy knows what's up." And yet we still listen to them, apparently just because a whole bunch of famous people started doing it.
What's the deal with that anyway? Is it just the attention whore thing, or are they deliberately targetting celebrities? And if so, how are all those celebrities that stupid? Is it something in the water in Hollywood. I think most people have a bit more common sense than that.
*Just...just look it up.
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