Thursday, November 17, 2011

Population Is Like Four

I think we oughta do something with Wyoming. You know, big huge waste of space, basically. At least Montana's got some nice scenery, so you can justify going there just to see all their giant nature thingies, despite the fact that there aren't any people living there. But Wyoming is not only completely devoid of any sentient life, there's also nothing there. Just like sort of a big plot of...nothing. Maybe some bugs and like, some dirt. Or a tree or two. The point is, we probably wouldn't lose much, except maybe some farmland, but I'm sure we have plenty of that. We got Nebraska, and that's not even considering the possibility of an underground connection of farming communities. That's a thing that we can do, right? No? Well, it should be.

Then we could totally use the space for something awesome. Ooh, I know! Let's do one of those Homestead Act, land race things again. Just let a whole bunch of people loose in the state and let them claim free land. WAIT, but instead of letting farmers do it, we give it to business men and architects that are interested in building AWESOME THINGS. You know, like water parks and those aquariums that are filled entirely with sharks. Or...space...rocket...wait no, better idea.

Give NASA all of Wyoming and a couple billion dollars to do whatever the hell they want with. It'll be like the Manhattan Project, except with less irradiated corpses and more going to Mars. I think we can all support that, right? This has got to be the best way to save all of our global economic problems. That, or just printing more money.

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